Der Pix
Photographs of Der in his birthday suit.

I need a new parka.

Don’t touch it! It’s the history eraser button, you fool!

Laying a kitten

All this twerking is wearing me out

slurf

This human continues to baffle me. I’ve ran her through several rounds of obedience training and yet she fights my mind control.

Seriously? This neck bling gives me neckface.

derp

I made this for you

I am thpethel